A browser-based tycoon where every angry customer, every weird ticket, every late-night panic is generated by a real LLM that remembers your past mistakes. Start with one beige tower in a garage in 2002. End up running edge nodes in seventeen cities — or bankrupt at 4 AM debugging a Karen.
Every account you sign is a persistent LLM agent with memory, mood, a billing history and friends on the forum. They'll praise you on Day 12 and leak your downtime on Day 47.
The tech tree is the real one. The hardware costs real money (well, fake money). Every era unlocks new servers, new customers, new ways to fail.
You don't click a "happy customer" button. You triage tickets, route traffic, scale fleets, decide who to refund and who to fire. Every decision has a paper trail the LLM reads back to you later.
Every ticket is a fresh LLM completion that knows your past 90 days.
Power bills, payroll, GPU rentals — all real-time.
Your SRE quits if you keep paging her at 4 AM. Fair.
Customers, staff and competitors are language model agents with persistent memory. No scripted trees.
// Llama 3.1 70B · Claude · GPT-4oFrom IDE racks and tape backups to liquid-cooled GPU pods. Every node has a cost, a watt draw, a MTBF.
// 280+ unlockablesSit down for a 30-minute live shift. Triage 10 angry tickets. Get scored on first-touch and refund cost.
// Run anywhere · 1 tabThe in-game Hacker News equivalent will absolutely roast you if you have a bad outage. Search "hyperscaler down".
// Karma mattersPaste an API key and your customers run on the LLM of your choice. Or use the free hosted model with caps.
// Local Ollama supportedCompete on the global leaderboard. Acquire rival providers. Get acquired. Sleep, your fleet runs.
// Cross-shard auctionsNo signup. Saves locally. You can paste your own LLM key if you want bigger customers. Closed beta is open.